Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Stupid Airlines!

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Passenger

Status

Rapid Rewards
Number

Date

Scheduled
Depart Time

Flight
Number

Routing

Fly By Lane
Availability

No Boarding
Passes Available

ROBERT SMITH

Airport Checkin
Required

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JUL 09

02:25 PM

2467

PHILADELPHIA (PHL) to LAS VEGAS (LAS)

No

LORI ANN SMITH

Available

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JUL 09

02:25 PM

2467

PHILADELPHIA (PHL) to LAS VEGAS (LAS)

No


Some of you may know that we are flying to Vegas tomorrow, however, because the name ROBERT SMITH is such a common terrorist name, the name has been placed on a "watch list" As a result of said watch list I can not use the little kiosk at the airport nor can I print my boarding pass from home. NO, because of this, when I flew home from Ireland I was detained by the TSA for questioning! I actually joked with the tsa agent that I should change my name to Muhamad..... she laughed and said "that would only make it worse"

2 comments:

Rob said...

I always thought you were a little sketchy anyway. Hope "Robert Smith" isn't flagged for a body cavity search.

Sheree said...

Too funny!! I'm sure the fact that you travel a lot has really helped the suspicion!! Love Rob's post! Hoping you get a friendly agent that doesn't get too friendly!! Have fun in Vegas! Oh.. I'm sure they willlove that your'e going to a skeptic conference!!! You Conspiracy Theorist!!!